If some guy touches my gilrfriend/wifes *** or somewhere else on her can i hit him legally? Hey im 16 and i have a gf and theres this guy thats always bothering her and hes nothing more than a pervert but im goin to a football game with her tonight and if he touches her like in a way he shouldnt can i legally hit him and not get in trouble with the police ? Im going tonight 8/28/09 so i need answers quickly plzzz |
Does it matter if its legal or not?
Banjo the dirty perv spark out and if he makes an official police complaint be sure to have your wife file a complaint about being inappropriately touched, the police would then likely advise the perv it would be in his best interest not to pursue the assault charge. |
Does any one know that song "look at this photograph its a picture of my wifes fat ***"? i heard this on my friends phone but i cant find it anyone know what its called and where i can find it |
Nickleback - Photograph
These aren't really the right lyrics, so it might not be the song you're thinking of. |
What can i do with my new dildo? i just bought this new dildo it is called techno dildo and it has a music player on it and every time i put it in my wifes *** the music will stop i just want my ******* refund back what should i do? |
| Contact the seller and ask for a refund. You can probably find the contact email on the website were you bought the item. |
Dazed and Confused Help? Ive been involved with my boyfriend for 4 years and the last couple of weeks Ive noticed he is up his mothers butt and constanltly kissing his ex wifes ***, they have had more contact with him in the last two weeks then I have and I live with the man, I understand he has to keep in contact with the ex due to their guyren no problem, when they argue he is all lovey dovey towards me and when they are getting along he treats me like ****, I also understand mom is mom but sometimes the apron string have to be cut, ( he is 31 yrs old). What should I do I feel as If Im being swept under the carpet and I hate feeling this way. Sometimes I feel he needs to be sharing the bed with his ex wife and his mom. Should I leave this situation or be calm and wait and see what happens? Im confused. |
First off, don't be confused. If you feel that way, then go with your feelings. The one thing we all do wrong to ourselves, is we second guess our feelings. It sounds as though you are right to feel that way. However, I don't think he is trying to sweep you under the rug but maybe, just maybe, mom is trying to get him back with is ex! Now don't get upset with what I am saying but when I answer questions on here, I do it with experience and truth. I had a friend with a similar problem like yours. And her boyfriends mom wanted so much for her son to get back with their guyren's mother and she did everything should. Eventually he ended up doing just that, but it didn't last long because it was under pressure, confusion and duress and not love. I would tell him exactly how you feel. Tell him exactly what you just said on here and leave nothing out, especially your concerns and feelings. You deserve that. You deserve to speak your mind and tell him what you feel in your heart. If you honestly don't feel comforted by his answer or assured, then look deep inside yourself and think about how much more time you will invest in this relationship. I am sure you love him and it must really hurt you to read this but I don't want you to feel confused about what you are feeling. They are your feelings and no one should tell you different.
Good Luck |
Want to hear a joke? These two buddies were out at the bar having a drink talking when one of the guys say, "You know when I go home after being out with the guys I turn off the engine and coast into the driveway, take my shoes off and tip toe up the stairs. Then I quietly sneak into bed...but it never fails, every time my wife wakes up and gives me **** for coming home too late."
His buddy replies, "Really? I screech into the driveway, slam the door, run upstairs, jump in bed, put my hand on my wifes *** and say...how about a ******* honey? And she is asleep every time." |
| dangz!lol ! |
Just a joke? TWO MARRIED BUDDIES ARE OUT DRINKING ONE NIGHT,WHEN ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, YOU KNOW, I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.WHENEVER I GO HOME AFTER WEVE BEEN OUT DRINKING I TURN THE HEADLIGHTS
OFF, BEFORE IGET TO THE DRIVEWAY,I SHUTT OF THE ENGINE AND COAST INTO THE GARAGE.. I TAKE OF MY SHOES BEFORE I GO IN THE HOUSE, I SNEAK UP THE STAIURS , I GET UNDRESSED IN THE BATHROOM, IEASE INTO BED AND MY WIFE STILL WAKES UP AND YELLS OUT ME OR STAYING OUT SO LATE!! ......... HIS BUDDY LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS , WELL YOUR OBVIOUSLY TAKING THE WRONG APPROACH, I SCREECH INTO THE DRIVEWAY,,SLAM THE DOOR,STORM UP THE STEPS, THROW MY SHOES IN THE CLOSET, JUMP INTO BED, RUBB MY HANDS ON MY WIFES ***, AND SAY,, HOW ABOUT A ********??..... AND SHES ALWAYS SOUND ASLEEP.... |
| AHAHAHAHAHA- Good one !! |
Are these jokes funny to you? my father said to me "congratulations son. for the rest of your life you will look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life" i said "dad, i dont get married until tmorrow" he said " i know son, thats exactly what i mean"
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man grabs his wifes *** n says "if this was firm u wouldn't need panties" "she grabs his penis "if this was firm i wouldn't need batteries."
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whats the most sensetive part of a mans body when he is mastrbating?..his ears cause he listening for footsteps :D
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whats 6 inches long, has a head that women like to blow?.
money :P
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why are most hurricanes named after women?? they come in wet and wild and leave with your house and car lol :D
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--------… old man went to a dcoter's office to get a sperm count. the old guy was given a jar and told to bring back with a sample. he came back with an empty jar the next day. the doctor asked "what happend?" the man replied "well i asked my wife for help she started with her right handhand then left hand, but nothing happended. so we asked our neighor, evelyn, for help, first with her hands, then her mouth, then between her knees, but still nothing happended. the doctor was shocked. "you asked your neighbor for help?" the man said "yes, no matter what we tried we couldn't open the damn jar.....lol i bet yall were thinking about something else :P
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whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.?
a prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again lol :P
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this one is really good so listen up lol
there is a little boy and girl in sunday school. the little boy has a crush on the girl and trys to help her in class. the little girl is a slacker and always falls asleep in sunday school. one of the times the girl falls asleep and the teacher calls on her to answer a question the nun asked, "who is ur lord and savior"? the boy pokes the girl with the ruler and. startled, she yells god! stiffing a curse word. the girl doses off again and the nun calls onher again the nun askes "who died for our sins?" the boy pokes her with the ruler again and she screams jeusu christ!". once again the girl dozes off into sleep. deciding to give the girl a hard question the nun askes "what did eve say afer adam and eve had their twenty eight guyren?" the boy pokes her with a ruler again and she turns around and creams "if you poke me with that thing one more time i'm going to snap it in half"! lol
last one
LIFE OF THE VIGINA: my lips are swollen, my hairs a mess, my boyfriends a D ick, my neighbors n AssHole, and the owner keeps giving me the finger. :D |
| I like all of them except for the money one. |
Is it illegal to pick up someones prescription at the pharmacy? my wife called me and ask me to pick up her script at the local pharmacy....when i got there the pharmicist said my wife just called and said not to allow anyone to pick up her script and if they try to to call the police.i felt pretty embarrassed and walked out.its been closed to 2 months now and i have'nt heard any thing more about it.but i am worried that if i don't kiss my wifes *** she'll press this issue and i'll get arrested.can i be arrested for doing what i did? |
It is not illegal to pick up a prescription, which you didn't do, so stop worrying.
I would move out and not be a victim of her crazy behavior.
What did she say when you asked her why she did that?
Good Luck |
Can you believe my wife is acting like this? as a practcal joke i farted in my wifes face bare *** while she was sleeping. now she has pink eye and is crying up a storm. shes making my life hell with her b*tching and even talkin of a possable divorce. i got the idea from her favorite movie knocked up. i thought she would laugh but she's being a baby. WHAT DO I DO? should i even stay with someone who cant take a joke. shes such a diva. |
| Divorce that pink eyed ***** |
What is the best way to approach this situation with my friends wifes cousin? My friends wife had her cousin come in town this weekend to hang out and go out on the town. My friends wife didn't go out with them and ended up staying back with me and the guys. When my friends wife went to pick her cousin and her friend up I went along so she didn't have to go alone. Once we picked her cousin up she started to flirt with me and started snapping pictures of her and I. Once we got back she continued flirting with me and I could tell she was waiting for me to kiss her. I finally made the move and we ended up making out, cuddling, and just talking until dawn.
Here is the problem I never asked her for her number which I feel like a complete dumb *** for now! She lives a little more than an hour away from where I live currently. My question is have I completely blown my chances of getting this girls #? If I haven't blown it exactly how should I ask her cousin for her phone #? A girls perspective on this would greatly help out with my situation. |
| Tell the cousin "I really enjoyed talking to Elizabeth last week. Do you have her phone number?" |